v1 v2 v3 v4 v5 v6 v7 v8 v9 v10 v11 v12 v13 v14 v15 6.90 <<<<, 800, 0 Deep in the bowels of his cave, Bernardo carefully stirred
the contents of an iron cauldron. Bubbling up from the weighty pot
was a concoction so malodorous the wizard could barely stand to
catch a whiff of it--let alone consider drinking some. <<<<, 800, 0 "Is your noggin back to normal yet?" echoed the shrill voice of
Bernie's wife, Beatrix, throughout the cave's tunnels. Bernardo
winced. If there was one thing more repugnant to the sorcerer, than
the icky substance he brewed, it was her constant nagging. <<<<, 800, 0 "Not yet!" he shouted in retort. "I'm almost ready to test this
batch. Keep your voice down, or you'll cause another cave-in." <<<<, 800, 0 "Ha!" replied Beatrix, as she appeared in the dank cavern.
"Your crusty old wizard farts are much more likely to cause a
collapse, than the angelic melody of my beautiful voice." <<<<, 800, 0 Bernardo stifled a phlegmy laugh--not wanting to give her
the satisfaction. He continued to focus intently on his task. <<<<, 800, 0 "I was thinking..." Beatrix continued. "I know you really want
your regular head back. But, it's so close to Halloween already.
You might as well just keep it as a giant pumpkin until then. That
way, you won't need a new costume this year." <<<<, 800, 0 Bernardo paused for a moment to think. Then, he leaned to
one side, and immediately let a loud, lengthy fart escape him--
telling his wife precisely what he thought of her suggestion. <<<<